Sunday, February 21, 2010

Nads Photoblog #2

Welcome to another week of photoblog from nads.

Let's kick off the evening with a picture of a fat mexican kid i hugged. he was awesome.

Next, a mushroom. There were irrational numbers of mushrooms all around last summer.

I don't think these next three need any explanation.



Hello, Mr. Squirrel!

This reminds me a lot of the South Park intro. I didn't mean to emulate that.

What's this? I can do close up pictures? How about a quarter to test that out?

And an eye.

Sup, I'm a guppy. *wave*

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Monday, February 15, 2010

Nads Photoblog #1

With any luck, this will become a regular feature around here. In any case, Fora admin nads is guestposting today.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first nads-photoblog! as any of you who keep up with the fora (which surely is all of you...) know, I'm an aspiring photographer. I have been since long before I had a good camera. I'm going to show you five of my favorite pictures from my old camera, as well as five pictures from my new one. Please keep in mind that the quality of my pictures should improve drastically as my skill does.


Alright! Our first stop in phototown goes right past a transformer enclosure at the darkest possible moment which my camera could take a picture.



next, we have some strange colored clouds, and a car that appears to have reached 88 miles per hour...



I've mentioned before that I want to delve into blacksmithing. While I was participating in my first-ever smithing event, I snapped this.



Christmas 2009 - heavy snow, Chadron high rise.



One very early morning at the end of august 2009. The only thing I can remember about this morning was that Krad and I decided to stay up until our local donut shop opened, and then walk around. I had an excellent peanutbutter-thing. I digress; here is your picture.



Onward to pics from my new camera. You all saw this first one. I'm a bit more proud of it than i should be.



Attempting to make use of the manual focus, I took this picture of my stove timer through the refrigerator handle. It's not amazing at all, and it's still too blurry.



NUCLEAR CAT IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE YOUR EARTHS



smiley face drawn on a finger. I did this with manual focus because the autofocus literally couldn't do it. As it was, that was very difficult to focus on.



Finally, another cat.

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Sunday, November 15, 2009

Fora Meme 1: Kythera Rides Again/Horseytime

This is gonna be a series, I think. The Fora, in its long existence, has accumulated original memes the way plumbing systems build up shit accretions. There's actually more here than initially comes to mind, so we'll be here a while. I'll try to start old and work my way forward.

First off is these gems:





Backstory is this. An ex-admin, Kohlee03, was a total slut very interested in discussing sex, and demanded that I make a sex forum. Kythera is what I called it-it was a Greek island that was an ancient center of worship of the goddess Aphrodite, and therefore kept with my pretentious Greco-Roman forum naming scheme.

Anyway, threads that got really raunchy would invariably be moved to Kythera. And threads seemed to be getting raunchy all the time. So, bored one day, I cooked up "Kythera Rides Again" to make fun of the sex-obsessed maniacs populating my Fora. That got repeated ad nauseam until the ghost of MC Hammer did a take on it. The Fora itself made fun of the meme, which in turn led to this.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

Periods.

One of the Operators (my new name for Switchboardies, GET IT I MAEK JOEK LOLL) made a thread about ridin' the cotton pony. Initial squeamishness has turned, as always, into nos and myself revealing way too much about our personal lives. I can't even use the excuse that I was drunk this time; I only had 2 gin and tonics last night and couldn't even manage to leave the bar properly wasted.

But let's make lemonade out of these lemons (blood sausage out of this... nevermind?) and do an informal sort of survey here. I've heard both things-that a chick in a relationship will NEVER fuck a guy when she's on her period, and obviously I've experienced the other option personally. So, all you ladies on the internet, weigh in in the comments section below: do you sex on the rag or no?

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Okay, let's get this shit back on track.

The last post here is from back when I was in the Libertarian Party, lol.

Anyway. It's been two years, so I'm obligated to try to take the blog seriously again. If you want to blog here, set up a Blogger account and tell me so I can add you to this blog. You gotta be at least a semi-regular poster on the Fora. Don't apply if you won't do it. And give me a pic and a bio to use on the author's page.

Also, I purged some authors who aren't posting here anymore.

In any case, let's try to remember that the blog exists too, dudes.